Spleen's Crimes.

Spleen is my pet tenrec. She looks cute and innocent, but is actually a psychopath. Sometimes she makes an appearance at the start of my streams.Below is the full list of the evil deeds Spleen has (allegedly) done over the years. She's always escaped accountability and justice, but still rumours follow her...

  1. Bit Gos on her belly and refused to let go. @gosthegoose

  2. Arson. @le_alicorn

  3. Disturbed the peace at 3:12 AM for no explainable reason. @strykr155

  4. Top of the FBI’s most wanted list for cutest punt-able face of all time. @ostensiblyjack

  5. Created politicians. @tshladet

  6. Bullied a viewer so bad they had to leave the stream. @yasuri_yamileth69

  7. Killed Lara Croft in a brutal shootout. @siljewolfe

  8. Developed a plan to wipe out humanity. @somethingbarbaric

  9. Threatened to use nuclear weapons to wipe out all the fish. @le_alicorn

  10. Her accent isn't working class enough. @sibleyirresistible

  11. Flew Gos into a tower while singing "I Believe I Can Fly". @djinnoz88

  12. Pooped in the bed. @shiftplusw

  13. Started at least two world wars. @smokemypeacepipe

  14. Laundered money from illicit dealings through GooseCo with the selling of Goose Pond Water. @ncontrarion

  15. Owns the Church of Scientology. @hanakittyclawsregenerated

  16. Responsible for the events that triggered The Great Depression of 1929. @supermeathands

  17. Commits Tax Fraud far too regularly for it to be considered accidental. @supermeathands

  18. Stealthily stole socks from Brazilian friends. @renjirokenari

  19. Made everyone lose The Game. @reth1nk1t

  20. Stole all the Shiny cards from Pokémon packs, resealed them and got a refund. She then sold all of the Shiny Pokémon cards on eBay for profit. @supermeathands

  21. Joined a shady Wall Street investment firm in order to embezzle too many snacks. @kawaiianpnch

  22. Well-known Roblox scammer. @hanakittyclawsregenerated

  23. Ate OstensiblyJack after turning him into a worm. @jackwillattack

  24. Leader of a secret society known as the most brutal and covert operation the world has ever seen. @noqturl

  25. Made some guilt-free spending money by running a nationwide protection racket. @supermeathands

  26. Promoted the dissolution of Yugoslavia. @meitou__

  27. Took a bite out of all the sandwiches left in office refrigerators, and watched the chaos ensue. @supermeathands

  28. Made my friend's OBS crash while streaming Marvel Rivals and Overwatch. @boysenberry_mercenary

  29. Peed in the air purifier. @lightxspeed

  30. Stole Christmas. @splosionist

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