Spleen's Crimes.

Bit Gos on her belly and refused to let go. @gosthegoose

Arson. @le_alicorn

Disturbed the peace at 3:12 AM for no explainable reason. @strykr155

Top of the FBI’s most wanted list for cutest punt-able face of all time. @ostensiblyjack

Created politicians. @tshladet

Bullied a viewer so bad they had to leave the stream. @yasuri_yamileth69

Killed Lara Croft in a brutal shootout. @siljewolfe

Developed a plan to wipe out humanity. @somethingbarbaric

Threatened to use nuclear weapons to wipe out all the fish. @le_alicorn

Her accent isn't working class enough. @sibleyirresistible

Flew Gos into a tower while singing "I Believe I Can Fly". @djinnoz88

Pooped in the bed. @shiftplusw

Started at least two world wars. @smokemypeacepipe

Laundered money from illicit dealings through GooseCo with the selling of Goose Pond Water. @ncontrarion

Owns the Church of Scientology. @hanakittyclaw

Responsible for the events that triggered The Great Depression of 1929. @supermeathands

Commits Tax Fraud far too regularly for it to be considered accidental. @supermeathands

Stealthily stole socks from Brazilian friends. @renjirokenari

Made everyone lose The Game. @reth1nk1t

Stole all the Shiny cards from Pokémon packs, resealed them and got a refund. She then sold all of the Shiny Pokémon cards on eBay for profit. @supermeathands

Joined a shady Wall Street investment firm in order to embezzle too many snacks. @kawaiianpnch

Well-known Roblox scammer. @hanakittyclaw

Ate OstensiblyJack after turning him into a worm. @jackwillattack

Leader of a secret society known as the most brutal and covert operation the world has ever seen. @noqturl

Made some guilt-free spending money by running a nationwide protection racket. @supermeathands

Promoted the dissolution of Yugoslavia. @meitou__

Took a bite out of all the sandwiches left in office refrigerators, and watched the chaos ensue. @supermeathands

Made my friend's OBS crash while streaming Marvel Rivals and Overwatch. @boysenberry_mercenary

Peed in the air purifier. @lightxspeed

Stole Christmas. @splosionist

Made Gos hide the Words On Stream instructions so chat would lose. @thistleepistle

Convinced Scar to kill Mufasa and frame Simba. @supermeathands

Peed in The Pond and started a rumour that it was Gos that peed in The Pond. @supermeathands

Started the Great Fire of London. @splosionist

Hid a smaller bird in Gos' stomach to frame her as a cannibal. @alchemisstic

Sabotaged Goragle's Wuckle run. @thistleepistle

Stole all of CJTheTanks' golden eggs. @cjthetanks

Repeatedly made everyones' socks wet. @mint_petal

Sabotaged Gos' relationship with everything. @splosionist

Farted in Gos' general direction. @veeno00

Caused global warming and then bought up all the AC's in the UK. @thistleepistle

Ate all of Gos' bread. @peekokoe

Smuggled steroids into the United States in order to frame Peyton Manning. @smokemypeacepipe

Let her Tamagotchi die on purpose. @meitou__

Ate her predecessor, "Ninerec", in order to gain their powers. @mint_petal

Killed the devil and the old gods and plans on replacing them. @hanakittyclaw

Got lost on the sauce. @meitou__

Smelled Gos and blamed chat for the stink. @veeno00

Made her worms do an elimination style Hunger Games type battle royale and then ate the winner anyway. @peekokoe

Blocked all of the toilets in Disney World, then put laxatives in all of the food and drinks. @supermeathands

Bit Rummeko's ankles as punishment for raiding and chased him and his viewers away. @renegadedarling

Imprisoned all the deer in Nara. @cindermox

Kicked Chat in the face and didn’t apologise. @softpastelkat

Forces updates onto people's computers, at the most inconvenient of times. @supermeathands

Stole all the goose feathers (and honks). @belladonna_elixir

Peed on the sofa. @hanakittyclaw

Sank the Titanic. @bixbythemartian

Cheated at chess by eating the pieces when Gos wasn't looking. @peekokoe